Greetings from Podunk, Mississippi. Just wanted to drop in and introduce myself to everyone. I don't have any kilts yet, but I'm definitely planning on getting one soon. So please accept me for my honest intent and not for what I lack. I attended Burns Night at the Flying Saucer in Memphis with Dirk Skene and my lovely wife Dirka Skene. I had the pleasure of meeting and playing darts with Beuth Sim and Beowulf. Great people, all of 'em. I hope to meet and get to know more of you.