What do you love as a midnight snack?

The dog and I are eating egg salad sammiches on onion rolls right now. With ice cold root beer. Pickle relish. Lots of garlic. A little mayo, some spicy brown mustard. Red wine vinegar. All the right seasonings.

How are we susposed to remain slim and slender in our kilts when the forbidden feast lures to the lands of deliciousness?