Wait 'til this gets picked up by the mainstream publishing houses! Perhaps a documentary (where's arrogcow? Don't you want to go to the heaths and moors of England & Scotland?) Then on to the movies! Television serials! (The new Archie or Paul, not Donald.) Oh, just think of the merchandising franchises - kilted action figures! kilt-cut T-shirts! coloring books with "design your own tartan" pages! The possibilities are endless!


(Utilikilts didn't know when they had a good thing... )