I tried this on a different forum, but people couldn't seem to figure it out. Just kept posting song lyrics in no context to an actual story. It came out worthless.

The Song Lyric Story Game.

The rules are very simple. Construct a story using lyrics from well known and popular songs. The story should have some sort of direction and make sense. No breaking up the story spamming the thread with comments or questions, a second thread can be created for "organisation" and pasting all of the elements together in to an actual story when we finally get somewhere.

I'll get this started.

As I was going over the Cork and Kerry Mountains...