Quote Originally Posted by thescot View Post
Heard the old joke about the sailor, the airman, and the soldier who killed each other in a bar fight arguing over whose branch was the best?

When they got to Heaven, they still wanted to know who was right, so St. Peter said he'd have to check in with HQ and get back to them.

One day, a dove dropped a little scrool of parchment to them, and they opened it up.

"My dear sons, you should all be proud of your service to your country as I am proud of you. The question of better is not one of importance now, so just rest for eternity knowing that all of you did your part.

Signed,

God, Gunnery Sergeant, USMC (retired)
If the Army and the Navy ever gaze on Heaven's scenes
They will find the streets are guarded by UNITED STATES MARINES.