Part of my current bus route has me driving past a beautiful cemetery, with a huge funeral home/crematorium on the other side of the road.

The other day they'd put up a portable sign in front of the funeral home advertising a "Children's Easter Egg Hunt" to be held there.

I don't know if I want to know where they'd hide the eggs.

"Hey Timmy, help me roll this dead guy over, I think I see an egg under his back"!

Just had to share this, as I darn near drove off the road laughing when I first saw the sign. A sick mind is a terrible thing to waste.