Now: Journalist/web monkey. I write (some), pull breaking news off the wire for our website (a lot), edit, design graphics, write html, css, php, etc.

Before, in no particular order: musician, print designer, dj, stagehand, set/lighting designer, chef, pizza delivery boy, lazy bastard, music equip. salesman, copy writer, alt. monthly publisher, restaurant consultant, no doubt some things that are better forgotten...