For a couple of really weird sporrans. I've even been scribbing it on paper.

Since there seems to be a lot of kilted fathers, I've had these two ideas.

The first idea was a GIANT sporran looking bag, not meant to be worn around your hips, as a diaper bag. Hung off the shoulder or the back obviously.

The second, was the baby sporran. I'm still trying to scribble this one out. It would be a baby carrier, rigged up to look like a sporran. Mock flap, little tassels, with baby's legs sticking out of the bottom. It would be designed in such a way that it would in fact, be worn around your waist, to allow dad to carry baby like a kangaroo.

I realise the foolishness of posting the ideas that will one day make me a millionaire here, but thought I'd share the wealth.

Practical? Fun? Cool? Maybe.