If you do get a hostile question, chip on shoulder, alpha male question...you'll know by the tone and approach...and the question is along the lines of "Why are you wearing that?"

Just smile and answer, "My balls made parole."

Got that off this board. I find it usually brings a rush of humor to a tense situation, defuses the tension, and brings a smile to the questioner.

Hopefully, you won't need to use it, but nice to have it ready if needed.

You'll do well.

Ron