So I had an appointment with the dentist today, and I happened to be wearing a kilt. So I walk in, and I sit down in the big comfy chair. The Hygenist clips the napkin around my neck and asks, "So, are you Scottish?" I'm like, "Uhh, yeah." I think she was genuinely interested in the kilt, with questions like "Are the colors associated with your family?" and "Is that your real hair color", but eventually her, and my dentist, started to ask really odd questions.

Some gems included: "You must've wanted a nice breeze with the heat today", "Are you go to play bagpipes today?", "Do you have a temper?", and (my personal favorite) "This might hurt a bit. Think of something to calm you down, like a pint of Guinness."

Now, don't get me wrong, I love me a pint of Guinness, but some of these things were borderline inappropriate. Also, I'm surprised he said that because I'm only 20 years old. Anyway, the kilt was nice, but since my mouth was (and still is) numb, I wasn't able to correct them about all that stuff.