black kilt

[Captain]

Looks more like he needs a black mask,a sword and a white horse. Can we say, "Kilted Zorro"

I prefer to think of him as a kilted Dread Pirate Roberts if we're gonna dress him up like that!

Fezzik: Why do you wear a *kilt*? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

Man in Black: Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

I just found a way to make a near perfect movie better!