I went to the Home Depot in Auburn, IN this afternoon. I fear that my kilt nearly killed an employee. I had a flat cart of shingles and I wanted to pick up a fan, but I had no idea where to look. I was going by a counter and stopped. I started towards the counter and the man at the counter turned towards me. He immediately froze and I do mean froze. It was comical. After a few moments I asked him about the location of their fans. This broke him from his frozen state. I wonder if I never would have said anything to him if he would still be standing there frozen.

Also while there I believe that a number of eyeballs hit the floor.

It is sooooo much fun being comfortable in a kilt.

I hate pants.......they are evil.