I was literally just sat window shopping on the net, kilts as usual, when I had to get up to answer the door.
The electric man to read the meter, so, I let him in, and he turns to me and says, "Are you Scottish?",
'no',
"Only you're wearing a kilt",
"I always do when I'm at home, but no, I'm not Scottish, Celtic maybe, but not Scottish at all'
"Is that a celtic kilt then?",
'No, just a plain 'old' kilt'
"Well, you must be proud of your heritage then"
'Yes, .... and comfortable'
"True..."
and away he went, funny how one can forget that not every bloke puts on a kilt when they get home