I probably mentioned this encounter before but it's still one of my favorites.

I was walking down the street wearing my USA casual and this cool guy is walking toward me.

Cool Guy: Heeeeyyyy! Scottish, right?

Me: Me? No, I'm from Chicago.

Cool Guy: No...I mean the kilt.

Me: The kilt's from Philadelphia.

...left that guy standing there trying to figure out just what had happened.

Best

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