Quote Originally Posted by Panache View Post
Mr. Splash, Mr. Mender, and Mr. BEEDEE

Some time ago I had the pleasure of introduction to you three gentlemen at a formal gala in the Southernmost part of our fair Golden State.
In the course of our conversation I was given strong indication that the three of you most sincerely wished to be part of any expedition I might mount to the Artic Circle. Though I do not hold you to any promise it is my pleasure to announce that an expedition is indeed setting forth. If you still possess the desire to be part of it, I would be most glad to welcome you on as members. Those still wishing to share in this adventure should be Furman University football field in Greenville South Carolina by noon on the last day of May.

Be warned this journey may be a dangerous one, and to you three perhaps more so than most.

Along with this letter you should have received package containing the red uniform shirt of a security ensign. I do hope they are of the correct size.

Your Most Humble Servant

Panache
Well, I finally get to own a red-shirt!!! Who-Hoo... (now, just where did I hide that phaser??? and how do I sneak it by security??? I know, in the handle of the claymore!)