Quote Originally Posted by Riverkilt View Post
She revealed that one client complained that there was no way to be sure if I was wearing anything under the kilt. Strangely that has never been an issue for the client with the ladies at the agency wearing skirts and dresses.
I always get the biggest kick out of this attitude. It makes as much sense as saying "I have no way of knowing what he's wearing under his pants..."

Back in college, I had a buddy whose pick-up line was "I'm not wearing anything under my underwear."

And congraulations, Ron!