Gentle Readers*,
Whilst I am most pleased that my small tale has gathered such enthusiasm amongst my readers, I would beseech you all to approach this material with a bit less fervor. My writings are meant as gentle amusements for the entertainment of our Forum’s good membership, nothing more. I would not have such mirth lead to either crudity or hostility, crude hostility, hostile crudity, and so forth. Let there be peace amongst you and allow me the task of gently spoofing you all. This tale is nearing its completion and I implore you to remain in each other's good graces, sit back, and allow it to unfold.
Your Most Humble Servant
P.
* and Grant
Last edited by Panache; 7th September 07 at 11:33 PM.
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-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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