Quote Originally Posted by Roan Carter View Post
A good kilt will make a man several inches taller.
I have the right to remain silent. Anything I say can and will go in my permanent folder with the possibility of a sticky note on the file jacket.


Glad you had a good kilted day. Being that I am obese, bald and was never accused of being a pretty chap, flirtations and such from the ladies tend to really make my day as well.

I don't know if these ladies know how much good they do for the rest of the day when such an event befalls. I am just glad they see fit to do so. Behold the power o' the kilt.