Heres the situation. I have been invited to join our college's division of the honor society Phi Theta Kappa. The induction is formal and it is THIS SUNDAY the 14th. I would like to go kilted but here in lies the problem, I don't really have the accessories to pull of a formal sort of occasion. Leave it to me to wait until the last moment, life has been crazy and I just completely forgot this was coming up. I have a all black suit coat that I have typically worn for "formal" occasions. I am not so attached to it that I wont have it tailored but would that be a huge faux pas? Also, short of building one in a day. . . I don't own a formal sporran. Will I be arrested by the kilt police if I don't wear a sporran at all? Finally there is the kilt hose issue. All I have are my over the calf dress socks. . . Any suggestions, hints, comments are welcome and appreciated. I dont want to have to go in my trousers but I also dont want to look like a louse in my kilt!