I was reading the thread on going regimental. Some people were recounting near misses (Ha, a near miss is actually a hit) and I thought it would be a good idea to start a thread that would share that kind of info.

What have you experienced that may have caused an immodest moment that you can share?

Let's assume you intend to be modest and let's keep it tasty, in good taste.

Tying shoe laces put you in an awkward position, best to kneel down.