Dearest Hamish, am so thrilled you are feeling a bit better!
And of course that you have legally made arrangements for the care of your kilts in future, as their welfare was my chief concern, naturally... Not that I would ever lust & yearn to selfishly keep them all to myself, you understand. heh! heh! er, yes, heh!

Um, get well quick, Hamish, we're all with you.