To the Parole Board of the Saskatchewan Institute for the Criminally Kilted:

My recent investigations have shown that Grant had temporarily fallen under the malignant influence of the Spor'ran Chicken of Rhu-ber. This artifact, the name of which is often incorrectly anglicized as the Rubber Chicken Sporran, has exerted its malignant control over weak-minded kilt-wearers for over two centuries. Through Grant it also influenced the actions of the temporarily Sinister and Obscene Kilt Syndicate, until Grant was rendered unconscious during the crash of the Maple Leaf.

Having been free of Chicken's influence for some time now, Grant should have regained what little sanity he had previous to recent events.