A great man once said: "She's marrying you for the exact opposite reason you're marrying her: she thinks you'll change. She thinks you'll change, for the BETTER. Things don't get better as they get older. Look at your truck. Look at your roof. Look in the MIRROR!"


And when it comes to arguments...just remember this important life lesson:

It doesn't matter what you think - you'd know this if you were married.