I will have two, count 'em two, kilts waiting for me when I go back to Wisconsin this December. One is the heavyweight SWK Lamont and the other is a 16 oz. Frugal Corner Pride of Scotland. The latter I won from writing their bagpipe ad for eBay (remember that?).

So yeah, I may have to leave this beautiful, gorgeous island and all it's nice people, food, music, and beer, but at least I'll be coming home to two new kilts...and friends and family, I guess...