They're running the usual feature stories about just how obscenely large an amount of money you can spend on some self-indulgent Christmas gift on our local TV stations this week.

One of the features involved a guy who has spent $250,000 making his home theatre room look like an exact replica of the bridge from the Starship Enterprise.

I didn't quite figure out which "letter" Enterprise it was supposed to be...A, B, C....or, as Scotty said, "NCC1701...no bloody A, no bloody B..."

Why do I think that this guy has almost certainly GOT to be single?

Compliments of the Season...and may the Ferengi open a gift shop in yer loo.

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AA