Quote Originally Posted by James MacMillan View Post
Governments have spent tragabazillions secretly investigating this phenomenon and have finally come close to concluding that this fabric shrinkage is caused by the toxic pollution in the air, caused by the flatulence of the wild Hagis. One possible solution still under study, and a possible future counter measure is to soak effected fabric in Snipe oil, which over time may cause the fabric to return to the original size.
Hmmm...interesting theory! A Sister friend tells me that humidity causes your clothes to shrink as they hang in the closet!!
It is certainly NOT that we get bigger!!!