Family Kilt Theft

[jordanjm]

My mom came out to visit from North Central California (Uninvited, and unannounced).

My wife and I had a business meeting to attend. My mom does not get to see my kids to often, so I let her babysit. While we are gone my mom and my wife's mom get together, and plot to take control of our lives, because they were worried about us. My mom (maybe with my wife's mom's help) stole my kilt and took it to her house. I can not have it back until I present a professional image to the UT business community, get a job (not get a business going), and clear up clutter in my room.