"Oh I am the best-dressed man in the world
that's what all the people sayyyy-ay.
Everybody knows I have a different set of clothes
for every single hour of the day.

He...has...a....
breakfast kilt for breakfast and a different kilt for brunch
no sooner has he donned it then it's time to change for lunch.
For lunch he has a tartan that is beautiful to see
he barely get's it bucked and it's time to change for tea..."

(from the operetta The Emperor's new clothes)