The idle mind is a dangerous thing! After talking with the wife about the trendy and very colorful purses now made with duct tape and similar kilts, ther came the thought of the redneck sporran. Anything to blend in you know.

A corrugated box, covered with camo duct tape, with straps on the side. But then come the issues of decoration such as:
Ford F150 logo in metal
Nascar sticker
Budweiser aluminum can art
The little boy peeing on a chevy

The possibilities are endless!