A case for pockets

[Bugbear]

I, like the Church of Scotland, have a purse bearer. Pockets would only put him out of employment.

Hear hear. Every time I break a dollar I save the change, and I never spend it. Half of the kilt I purchased from Matt was paid for in change!

I prefer to use voodoo to gather my kilt money. I have a shrunken head sporran and keep a rolled up twenty sticking out of his mouth...