Originally Posted by
RobertParker
When I get that question, I usually reply with something like, "A true Scotsman never tells. . . , but with enough Scotch he might show you!" Which usually gets a good laugh.
Originally Posted by
Chef
You should follow that up with " and I'm several short of where I would need to be, are you buying?" If they say yes, then it's Macallan 18 time. Their wallet will give out long before you need to pay up.
By the by, a "true Scotsman" calls it whisky. An American calls it Scotch.
Classic gentlemen, truly classic! 
[SIZE="2"][FONT="Georgia"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][B][I]T. E. ("TERRY") HOLMES[/I][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"][FONT="Georgia"][COLOR="DarkGreen"][B][I]proud descendant of the McReynolds/MacRanalds of Ulster & Keppoch, Somerled & Robert the Bruce.[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]"Ah, here comes the Bold Highlander. No @rse in his breeks but too proud to tug his forelock..." Rob Roy (1995)[/I][/B][/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE]
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