Gratefully, the only places in Memphis you can order green beer, are the beer joints that have a very limited selection. They don't even qualify as pubs.

The pubs that hire us to perform openly promote their sales of Guinness, Harp, Murphy's, Smithwick's, etc and have plenty of patrons. Pub owners have told me multiple times that green beer stains wooden floors and is difficult to remove.

Besides, only certified numpties wanna drink Bud Lite containing FD&C Green No. 3. Bleecchh!

Slainte yall,
steve