My Next Story - Any Volunteers?

[Wompet]

I have started making up the outline for my next story. I still have the list of people ...

People? People?? I think my character has been insulted.

As long as my demise is gruesome, yet strangely comic, I'm in...

Haven't you read the disclaimers?
[No Muppets, were-dogs, or other anthropomorphs were fatally injured in the writing of this story.]
The only ones who die are giant squirrels and the odd rabbit. Oh, and Grant's sporrans.