Just got back from going to the bank - on exiting, a woman glanced at me then passed by, and then said to her male companion - "Oh I forgot to wear green!"

Now what was unexpected about it was that I didn't have a touch of green on. Tan shirt, MaQueen kilt, tan hose, red flashes, black leather, black balmoral. But she looked at a man in a kilt and was reminded that it was St Patrick's Day..... go figure..