Originally Posted by
Coemgen
Do I need to submit a formal application?
Qualifications:
Has a pith helmet
Eagle Scout
Can easily fake accents numerous and diverse
A dramatic baritone
An all around nice guy
Knows lots of things about lots of things (math, physics, history, music, theatre, theology, philosophy, biology, etc)
Can make a really good pot of tea
Weaknesses:
Not much good at running
Not a really good shot
A bit gullible
Tends to avoid conflict
Easily confused
A tendency to absent-mindedness
Difficult to understand sense of humour
Listens to They Might Be Giants at very high volumes
Actually, I might be able to use some of these.
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
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