So I was at Sam's club and I saw, for the first time, a kilted breathren!
The Sam's club was outside of Kansas City in Independence, MO. The town that President Truman was from (remember him?). What a shocker, it wasn't at a recen festival or the Highland games. He had on a safron kilt and a tweed flat top hat. I was astounded! It was a great sight and next time I might even have the knowall to say something besides hello.