Ryan: true, very true (it takes a kilt wearer to fully appreciate a lot of the humor). As all of us know on this site, there is, what I call, kilt culture....which only kilt wearers understand. We often say the same about being an 18th century Highland reenactor: most people don't get it (why sleep on the ground, freeze in winter, overheat in summer, carry all that gear, weapons, etc......). Anyway, it's all about kilt culture!! Malcolm