Quote Originally Posted by cwr89 View Post
"As a wood carver, I think that this looks very nice, and it fits very well with your outfit, however as an officer of the law it also looks like a weapon, as it isn't a weapon and its just decoration I won't take it from you tonight, but in future don't bring it along."
You could alway put a piece of tape on your leg:
Sgain Go Here with an arrow toward your hose.

Na it sounds like Office Doug is a good guy and your outfit look great.