Guessing most of us played name games with song names when we were kids. I remember adding "under the sheets" to the end of song names...

Rock Around the Clock - under the sheets

Love Me Tender - under the sheets

A bit risque' but also fun and sometimes funny.

So, what if we changed the tag line to "under the kilt" or "in a kilt"?

Looking at Billboard's top three songs this week we'd have

Mariah Carey's Touch My Body - under the kilt

Leona Lewis' Bleeding Love - under the kilt

Madonna's 4 Minutes - in a kilt.

Hmmm does seem a tad risque' still...perhaps better "in a kilt"

Intent is fun...not sure that's gonna come through, or if it does -endure...

Guess we'll see.