Well, I thought this thread would have been axed before now, too, but I have to say "Between the Sheets" with a hymnal was the cause of many an uncontrolled titter in the last pew at church I-don't-know-how many times.

Ron, do you not have anything better to do than to think up these threads?

So, my "under the kilt" contribution would have to be sporran-related: "Muskrat Love..." Captain and Tennille.