Yes, the unthinkable has happenened the aliens from the dark side have reached their target. Oh how it hurts someone from a more enlightened world, can the men from the east stop their match or will Manchester on the 14th of this month go down as one the world's great tragedies.
This has ceased to be funny anymore, our national co-efficient is now in great shape, the aliens from the dark side do not have to prove anymore points,why do they not just lie down on the 14th and accept an honourable retreat.
Oh the pain can anyone offer solace