i have this vietnamese dude in my biology class and he doesnt understand the kilt. when i walked to my desk he's said "nice skirt". I replied with its a kilt but he insists that its a skirt. i retaliate with "i least i'm not wearing boxer shorts with pockets". (its those stupid plaid shorts that most teens wear). he stayed quiet for a moment but it didnt stop. but everyone bursted out laughing on that one.