A bunch of us old guys were waiting to process a college graduation a week or two back.

We are all highly experianced and cocky with our skill in responding to the question,"what's under your kilt".

Well, that day we got it handed back to us on a platter

Two coeds walk by in skirts, very nice looking.

One says to my buddy,"what's under your kilt?"

He smirks back,"what's under you skirt".

Without missing a beat they both turn back and say,"why thongs of course!" as they strolled on their way.



Jim