My wife sometimes complains that my UK workman and denim kilts are like body armor that makes my butt unpinchable -- yeah I know

Anyway, I washed my Black Denim UK for the first time the other day, and hung it dry like usual. Well as you can see afterwards, the kilt decided that . . .




Wearers? It don't need no stinking wearers!





I am sure it will soften up one of these years, but in the meantime I am safe from garden variety mashers

Best regards,

Jake

P.S. Feel free to come up with your own captions.