Quote Originally Posted by Nighthawk View Post
I have a new do/don't combination for you all to consider- DO wear a kilt to the Colorado Renaissance Festival. DON'T forget to pleat the thing!! Aaarrrggghhh! I saw so many unpleated tableclothes at the ren fest this weekend that I was actually surprised by the three other people there wearing their kilts correctly. Oh, and one more don't- DON'T wear a kilt if you don't know what tartan is! And no I didn't type that wrong. I saw a guy wearing one of those unpleated kilts, and I really liked the tartan. I asked him what "Tartan is that?" He answered "8 yards."

So let me get this straight... He was wearing 8 YARDS of unpleated material? Holy Cow he had to look like a mummy all rolled up in that stuff.