Kilts and flying & biting insects

[Mipi]

Yesterday while driving home, dressed in the p@n!s, a fly started to bit me on my legs really badly. I alomst mised the road (or hit another car) trying to smash it, which finaly did happen (smashing I mean).

After that, I started to think, what it would be like if I were kilted?!?! Or even regimental!!! Hmmmmm

Do anybody from the rebble has any such experiances?

I remember a mail that was circling around the Globe, showing female TV reporter, which was attacted by a bee (under the skirt of course). She just droped the mic, ran behind the tree, droped the skirt too. Screaming and waving with the hands. Camera was running all the time. Funny, but not for her, would say.