So I had a doctors appointment today, Just my biannual check up, So I kilt up and head for the doctors office. Now everybody at my doctors office knows I wear a kilt, My wife ( who works there ) Has several pictures of me in my kilts on her desk.

So my doctor asks me what the occasion that made me wear my kilt today, I told him there wasn't one, Then he says " It's got to be cooler than p@nt$. I tell him it sure is and he should try it, He shakes his head and says it's not his style.
The funny thing was that after I got home my wife calls to tell me that while I was there, There was a drug rep who was watching me and stated out loud. " That guy's wearing a kilt "

So my wife says " Why yes he is " He asks her Why? She tells him 1) Because he likes to. 2) Because it's comfortable. And 3) Because I like it.

What a woman....