Ok, so I get out of my truck with my wife and go into the Sears scratch and dent outlet. On my way out the girl at the desk asks "Are you Swedish?" There aren't even any smiles that convey my shock!

My wife says that a kilt is a ethnic chic magnet...maybe so... because...

Anyway, I repley, "I am scottish."
Her response "Are you in the Olympics?"

***?? Am I in the Olympics, do you mean me?? or Scotland?? Well I just responded that "I wasn't in the Olympics, it's in China."

Geesh, what were they thinking???