Comment on the wearing of the kilt

[Panache]

Ok, so I get out of my truck with my wife and go into the Sears scratch and dent outlet. On my way out the girl at the desk asks "Are you Swedish?" There aren't even any smiles that convey my shock!

My wife says that a kilt is a ethnic chic magnet...maybe so... because...

Anyway, I repley, "I am scottish."
Her response "Are you in the Olympics?"

***?? Am I in the Olympics, do you mean me?? or Scotland?? Well I just responded that "I wasn't in the Olympics, it's in China."

Geesh, what were they thinking???

Oh the missed opportunities in life....


"Indeed I am. I'm part of the Scottish Whisky Drinking Team. Wish me luck!"

"Indeed I am. I'm competing in the Loch Ness Monster dressage team. Wish me luck"

"Indeed I am. I am a pole vaulter, it's a bit tricky wearing the kilt let me tell you.... WAIT A MINUTE! WHAT DAY IS IT! (Check your watch) OH MY GOSH THE DATE! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT...THE DATE! ...THE SCOTTISH OLYMPIC COMMITTEE WILL KILL ME... GOTTA GO! (race out the door)

When life hands you lemons make lemonade!

Cheers

Jamie