What a brilliant idea! That "certan kilted gentleman in West Sussex" will be not only pleased but proud to play a part in this epic voyage.

I am reminded of a recent item on our TV News: an ornamental garden gnome was stolen from a woman's front garden about 18 months ago and, very recently, she found the gnome on her doorstep with a parcel which contained a photo album. The images, all absolutely genuine, in the album were all of the gnome in various locations around the world: Sydney Harbour Bridge, atop the Empire State Building in NYC, at Edinburgh Castle, the Tower of London, etc., etc. The owner has no idea whatsoever of who did this - but what a wheeze!

Take care,
Ham.